Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

by Messie Condo

4.6 (1,257)

4.6 stars from 1,257 reviews. Top 87% of Self Help books we track.

192 pages~3.2 hr readPublished by Dreamscape MediaPublished 2019-01-01

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Fans of these authors will like this...

  • Jen Sincero
  • Tina Fey
  • David Sedaris

Fans of these books will like this...

  • The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
  • Decluttering at the Speed of Life
  • You Are a Badass

Perfect for you if...

  • You've tried Marie Kondo but found the perfectionism exhausting and want permission to just get your home functional again.
  • You appreciate blunt humour and swearing as a personality trait, not a character flaw.
  • You're drowning in clutter and need a no-nonsense kick in the arse from someone who gets that real life is messy.

Maybe not for you if...

  • You're sensitive to strong language and need organizing advice delivered in a gentle, zen-like tone.
  • You're looking for spiritual transformation through tidying rather than practical room-by-room strategies.
  • You love Marie Kondo's original philosophy and would find a parody disrespectful rather than funny.

About this book

Tidy the F*ck Up is a humorous parody of Marie Kondo's The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up. It offers practical organization tools and strategies without the pressure or perfectionism of traditional tidying methods. This guide presents decluttering advice with humor and profanity, aimed at people who prefer straightforward tips over elaborate folding techniques. It covers strategies for tackling clutter, cleaning without stress, and organizing homes one area at a time, including closets, junk drawers, and kitchens. The book includes step-by-step tips on making decisions about what to keep and discard, reclaiming space and comfort, and reducing overwhelm from clutter. It is written for messy people, reluctant cleaners, and anyone dealing with disorganization. The book can serve as a gift, coffee table read, or source of daily motivation.

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Currently 4.6★ from 1,257 reviews

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