If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

Name: If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men
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Rating: 4.3 (1323 reviews)
Author: The Oatmeal

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4.3 stars from 1,323 reviews. Top 87% of Memoir books we track.

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About this book

In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner. Read more

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